I actually really needed to read this right now.
Crave on and on. And on.
"LOOK AT THE CAT"
me every time there is a cat regardless of the situation (via spockular)
This has been a baby Ocelittle appreciation post. You’re welcome.
You ain’t real if you haven’t had your hair washed in a kitchen sink
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.
I need this.
Iain Thomas, I Wrote This For You
the very lovely Dani requested/ human!Cas